Grumplin Enterprises are a unique phenomena in the grotesque environment that comprises the music industry.  The Grumplin group (comprising of Grumplin Enterprises, Book of Grumplin and Grumplin Records) are the first major music conglomerate to be entirely non profit making and dedicated solely to releasing artists for the sheer pleasure of it.

How are we able to do this? Firstly, our founder and chief sponsor, Janet T Christ is a multi – billionaire recluse who lives in the Van Allen radiation belt, high above the earth. Being of unsound mind, this truly great being has more money than sense. Secondly, we are a front for a secret government organisation and this is our cover. Thirdly, we exist on pure love and happiness which requires us to do good things and finally, we think our stable of artists are just too good to be ignored.